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The Kings Of Summer Movie Review
One Sentence: A coming of age film that I think every kid should see. Rated: R Nudity: None After Credits Scene: Yes I was getting tired of those independents that are all about hipsters being...
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The Way Way Back Movie Review
One Sentence: I want to own a water park. Rataed: PG-13 After Credits Scene: No Nudity: None It is hard to write a review on The Way Way Back, or some other “official selection” film festival movie...
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Red 2 Movie Review
One Sentence: Just as good as the first. Rated: PG-13 Nudity: None After Credits Scene: No Red was such a great idea. Amazing actors that are getting up there in age, putting them in crazy scenarios...
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We’re The Millers Movie Review
One Sentence: Eyebrows! Rated: R Nudity: Man parts After Credits Scene: During Credits I don’t have much to say about We’re The Millers. The movie is wonderfully average. I say wonderful because it...
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The Family Movie Review
One Sentence: These people deserve nothing. Rated: R Nudity: None After Credits: None There are not many times that I can remember where I never saw a place for a movie. Even movies I have hated I...
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Last Vegas Movie Review
One Sentence: This is not The Hangover, Bad Grandpa’s Edition. Rated: PG-13 Nudity: None After Credits: None This movie is like the old lady on the dance floor at the wedding of your cousin that you...
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Delivery Man Movie Review
One Sentence: A great movie for the family, that is way better than it looks. Rated: PG-13 Nudity: None After Credits: None If I wasn’t a loyal dedicated movie critic, that writes for all of you out...
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22 Jump Street Movie Review
One Sentence: Work Hard, Play Hard. Rated: R Nudity: None After Credits: During the credits. I don’t have a ton to say about this movie, except that it is one of the funniest movies I have seen in a...
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Tammy Movie Review
One Sentence: I am not sure what this movie was trying to say. Rated: R Nudity: None After Credits: During the credits. Melissa McCarthy is on fire as I am sure you know. Which can be a bad thing....
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Sex Tape
One Sentence: Rated R and so much better for it. Rated: R Nudity: Butts After Credits: None In the first 2 minutes of this movie you know it’s rated R for a reason. Jason Segel wrote another amazing...
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This Is Where I Leave You
One Sentence: The essence of family. Rated: R Nudity: None After Credits: None This cast had me dying to see this movie from the minute I saw the trailer. I knew what the movie was, what it would be...
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Hector And The Search For Happiness
One Sentence: Simon Pegg was excellent. Rated: R Nudity: Light After Credits: None Well I am happy to say that this isn’t the same old independent movie format that we seem to have been stuck with for...
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Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
One Sentence: Family fun time. Rated: PG Nudity: None After Credits: During I consider myself quite unlucky when it comes to dice rolls, random pulls, and other things of this nature. I am on the bad...
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Inherent Vice
One Sentence: I am not sure what is going on in this one. Rated: R Nudity: Yes After Credits: None Um…I am not sure what happened with this one. There are all these flashy things, that are pulling in...
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Get Hard Movie Review
One Sentence: Get funnier. Rated: R Nudity: Boobs and Wangs I think Get funnier might be a bit too harsh, because I did laugh watching this movie. It was a funny movie, but I didn’t think it was a...
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Hot Pursuit
Rated: PG-13 Nudity: None I was excited. I find Sofia Vergara quite funny on Modern Family and I have always liked Reese. So I figured that this would would be pretty good. I figured it would at...
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Entourage
I have never watched this show. It just seemed like a bunch of douchebags being rich dicks, and their useless friends who are even more pathetic. So I have no context of this movie in relation to...
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Pixels
The reason I wanted to start writing movie reviews, was to stop paying for movies. I went to so many movies, the expense was just getting so high, so I decided to figure out a way for me to save...
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Vacation
I feel like I grew up on the original National Lampoon’s Vacation, and to some extent European Vacation as well. Not just watching the movies, but they seemed like they were about my life. We did...
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The Night Before
I am ashamed. I prejudged, based on a trailer. I try not to watch trailers in general, they are horrible misleading things, that can skew the experience of a movie quite a bit. It can make you...
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